Men are like…

Men are like … coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like … coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like … chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like …. power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

Men are like … remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like … shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like … vacuum cleaners
They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like … road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like … soap operas
They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

Men are like … pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like … old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like … plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.

Men are like …. department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like … horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like … cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
•eingeschickt von Sabine